March 26, 2004
Slate runs the Pledge of Allegiance through everyone's favorite presentation enhancement software. This gag was fresher a few years ago when the Gettysburg Address was presented, but still Slate's bit is pretty good. Add one more "common error to be avoided" from my elementary school: "I pledge allegiance to the flag that Michael Jackson is a fag." Oh those innocent, glory days. Am I forgetting any other versions?