July 14, 2004
Ditka might blitz Senate
Ditka Candidacy Could Be Close To Goal Line
Ditka for Da Senate
Kindred: Hoping to see 'Da Coach' as 'Da Candidate'
Ditka huddles with Illinois GOP
The GOP's Hail Mary play?
Groan! All this 'fun' is going to get tiresome very quickly.
Reader Pete Anderson suggests:
DITKA ERECTS SENATE BID
He's right that none of the new outlets have the balls to run it. Sorry. Well keep the headine suggestions coming. Sorry again. I feel like Wonkette with the dick jokes.