August 16, 2004

"May Sway" Predictions 

posted by Paul Smith @ 1:30 AM
Reacting to this new AP report, "Expatriate vote may sway U.S. election," I hereby present as a public service to you dear reader, a list of all the possible factors which "may sway" the upcoming contest, each of which having been separately posited as potentially the deciding element of the race, that have been put forth with all seriousness by various pundits, analysts, armchair quarterbacks, handicappers, kibitzers, cranks, kooks, ne'er-do-wells, hangers-on, attorneys general, and prom queens, that I can recall:

The 2004 U.S. presidential election may be swayed by:Me, I think it will come down to a butterfly flapping its wings in Brazil. F&*%ing chaos butterfly!

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