December 20, 2004
Paging Gary Bauer (or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Bah Humbug)
Our famously born-again Christian President just signed-off his end-of-the-year press conference with a cheerful "Happy Holidays!" Oh my god. The Commander-in-Chief must be the head of the covert and deceptive war being waged on Christmas! The conspiracy goes all the way to the top! Pffft!
